"Happy hour is from 4pm to 7pm. They don't start charging a $5 cover charge until 8pm."
"Best chicken Pad Thai around. Careful with the spice, though. Ramps up considerably from 1 to 5."
"This place tastes better than it smells when you first walk in. Promise."
"Hidden menu item: uncontrollable diarrhea."
"You know that bad ass waiter from Denny's, Don? Well now he works here. And it's fucking awesome."