"This is the tip of America's wang!"
"This is not a real health food store! You won't find basic vegan baking items"
"Rattler on a soft roll with everything - so freakin good!"
"They don't have Fog's End Monterey Rye. Fog's End website is wrong."
"Worst post office ever. Srsly. Takes a lot to be the worst among other government services."
"Get the Al Pastor Super Burrito. Yum!"