"The lemon poppy seed muffins...*drool*"
"I love all their stuff, but I have a weak spot for the chicken katsu curry."
"You have to get a creme brûlée. The chef changes the flavors regularly and they're all amazing."
"Don't expect apologies or anything if they lose your clothes--twice! Used to be a loyal customer, but no more :("
"Fantastic espresso drinks; I'm a fan of the lattes. Try it!"