"Adopting a kitten, Skittles!"
"ONLY COME HERE IF YOU WANT YOUR PET TO SUFFER AND DIE. THEY ARE HACKS AND FRAUDS. AND HIRE VETS WHO WERE SUSPICIOUSLY REMOVED FROM BEING ABLE TO PRACTICE THEIR ACTUAL FIELD ON HUMANS. BE WARNED."
"Get you some Godkids. They will save your life."
"It was much better years ago before they started using frozen meat instead of fresh"
"Make sure you get some lemonade. And plaintains. (don't call them platanos, they don't seen to know what that is. Funny,but call then what you want, just give me sour cream and sugar and I'm happy)"