"Checking in here? You're one lucky duck. Korbel, Capitol views, great music and lights... What more does a man need???"
"Best Internet cafe in town"
"If you're lucky, Julie will let you open a 36 oz can of Lima beans."
"If you're hurtin for a squirtin, try the fart piano"
"They serve the best Crystal Light Svedkas."
"The outdoor patio is purty nice."