Niki Thomas

"Watch out for that sneaky mob game. It turns people into tricky tricksters!"

"Don't let the dog hang out outside without supervision if it has just rained. He will find the nearest mud puddle and make you clean up his mess."

"The light rail is a great and cheap way to get downtown if you don't want to pay for a bus/cab."

"TSA agents act like they hate you and life in general. I find it best to just smile and nod."