"Road could get a bit slippery when wet"
"Be careful when taking the right hander... The Shiny cement does not help on your vehicle's traction... Legal speed is: 60kph but 80kph is fine..."
"I suggest you wear comfy clothes... Could be hot in here!!!! Fans tend not to work."
"Honey glazed bacon for breakfast... Nomnom"
"Hmmmm lemmi try the palabok...."