"If you're on the 6th floor be prepared for lift problems"
"Baguette Express. Well nicer than Subway and a lot cheaper too."
"Don't order anything too complicated like no egg, as they always get the order wrong. Also make sure you have A spare hour to queue, order, wait, queue again while they get your order right."
"If the Chelsea v Manure game isn't classed as footie, then I don't know what is lol"
"Love the webcams of Liverpool, Mont Blanc, a beach in hawaii and Val Gardens in Italy."
"When downstairs press the UP button you dopey twit"