"Eat here! Trust me... Eat. Here!"
"The employees aren't very helpful... And are rude too..."
"The chain link on tha door is broke, the room smells like cigarettes, and I'm quite sure I'm tha main course @ the bed bug buffet. Be sure to shake ur clothes out!! St. Elsewhere > HoJo"
"Its 691 Main Ave, Not 629! Come on a monday tho... Think they have Jersey Girls beat!!!"
"Best shower you've ever had!! Get naked n jump in!!"