Hugh Morgenbesser

"Multiple reasons to avoid room 112- it is also smelly and damp. The management gave me a new room as soon as I asked."

"look around- if you aren't sure who the fish is, you're the fish."

"$2 beers on tuesday nights!"

"The trampoline is definitely worthwhile, and don't forget to do some art projects while you are there. Also, try the kale chips!"