"Ask for Emily, she's the sweetest, most wonderful person in the whole world."
"If you see a Celebrity, don't look or talk to them. It's the cool thing to do in la."
"Watch out, the flight attendant will kiss you."
"Best Starbucks I have ever been too. The staff has excellent manners, very polite. A warm environment for all that love coffee."
"Check in on Tuesdays and get a free spanking from Jack!"
"You'll find my girlfriend in seat 101 behind the elderly temple, her name, Lisa."