"Don't bother with the chinese food here, hit up the McDonalds or take a drive to Wendy's instead!"
"Don't miss complimentary breakfast, it's amazing!"
"Try the unwich! They'll wrap any sandwich in lettuce and it's amazing!"
"Try the Seattle rain premium mix! Amazing!"
"Definitely get the 3 or 5 piece cod! Their milkshakes are amazing too!"