"Ask for Ravi to explain his passion for quality healthy Indian food. No MSG, no coconut milk but packed with flavour."
"This place reminds me of the Overlook Hotel from the film The Shining. Once great? Devoid of life now.#chavtastic"
"Today they ran the Bombe machine. And they broke it. #smoke"
"Avoid coffee cake - oversweet. Passion fruit is softer and tastier!"
"Confucius say: "Sometimes it is better to wait here for a dock to come free than to cycle to the next docking station.""
"Had the honey quail - very different. (Not easy to eat). Then the beef pho: above average. I'll come again, it's good value at £13.20 including a beer! Excellent kind service."