"Smoothies are cheaper here than at the pool bar."
"The pork has gotten less fat, recently! Big improvement!"
"$7.50 matinee on weekdays before 6pm!"
"Pasta is hard. Service is bad. Go to RockSugar or Gulfstream instead."
"Only get the ramen. Don't get the combos (they're not worth you money and you can get it better elsewhere.)"