"Hope no one tries to sit with me. I'm watching a juicy sex scene and I will not lower my brightness."
"It's nice and cool in here. Thank god."
"Dear whoever created this, it's spelled FAIRMOUNT. Love, Phily ;)"
"America's Gayest Bank. Or at least this location."
"Ever wonder what it's like being in the chokey room in Maltida? Come here & find out"
"They never have the lottery tickets I want"