"An old favourite, gotta love the La'go prices and choons'"
"Place would be great if not for the arsehole clientele...."
"Make sure you have PHOTO ID, regardless of age. Staff have clearly fucked up cos their licence now requires all customers to be scanned in with their photo..."
"Woah! Stroppy staff on self serve tills today (Sat 9th April 2011)!!!"
"Come up here at dusk and you might spot some bats."
"Pints now 90p of a Monday, get here early for Mondays. Weds is open 8pm-12pm for pre-Medication funshums!"