"Tell Sai I say hello when you come. She's amazing!!"
"Try the sea salt vanilla ice cream. Best desert in NoHo!"
"Monday nights are the bestest. (in a gay affectation) see you there bitches!"
"100% guaranteed Douché bag free zone. Paperers to prove it and all."
"You can drop off and pick up your prescriptions at the drive thru window."
"Reservation are imperative. Otherwise there will be mayhem and most likely death!"