"pão de queijo. Cheese bread. FTW"
"Is this a real Starbucks? They don't take the Starbucks card."
"Go see a doc. Get your bladder measured for capacity. Queue for the gents is legendary."
"Keep an eye on them. If you order a Chicken Tikka Naan then make sure before you leave that's what it is and not just chicken kebab off the rotating skewer like they just sold me."
"Music is always good in here. Not many pubs where you can hear Marquee Moon."
"No 3G for miles so free wifi here is a bonus on top of good beer and food. Ask at the bar for the password."