Ian Tai

"UniFi, woot! The password is "customercaree" (yes, with a double 'e')"

"Be it night or be it day, Jaya trumps Restoran Seputeh anytime. Hipsters, beware - you might not be welcome here. (BTW, the sweet 'n sour pork and beef rice noodles are divine.)"

"Mix and match your nasi lemak and fried noodles for a bigger taste!"

"Makan at MGR!"

"Always call the team whenever the MBPJ comes to issue their parking tickets!"

"Throw any garbage that involves consumables upstairs!"