"This place has the best smelling restroom of any café I've ever been to."
"Perfect place to rub elbows with The Thousand Oaks elite."
"Ask about the dish smashing special. Smash all you want for one low price."
"Great place. Kinda pricey, but worth it for the charm."
"BACON WRAPPED DATES!!!! HOLY MOTHER OF FRANK!!!!!!!"
"It's messier than Ed Word's bar."