"If you're dinning alone, don't let them sit you in the back of the room next to 3 large parties. You'll never been seen again."
"What may look good to the manicurists' may look like crap to you, so don't be afraid to tell those beezy's to fix them! Especially at the prices they charge!"
"Life's short: get the 5 course meal!"
"Wear rain boots ladies; the women's bathroom floods with disgustingness."
"DJ Eddy Santana is killing it!!! House music all night long!!"
"Don't forget to put on your thick skin before entering this office!"