"The opposite of McDonalds."
"Pretty f!cking great. If you were to walk in on acid you'd probably convince yourself that it was actually 1976. Expect it to be packed. Best for day drinking on the weekends when they open at 2."
"A charming dive with stiff drinks."
"Cigarettes may cause cancer. #truefacts"
"The fishing in this river is great!"
"Public bathrooms are hard to come by in Hollywood. Go while you're here."