"Slowest Burger King this side of town... Damn..."
"12-11-12 We will never forget.. RIP."
"I got the 2012 calendar!! Good stuff!! Corksport ftw!!"
"We're all glad that Mark Major is gone!!! Yippee!!!!"
"This place is popular with beaners and old people... All you can eat for $6.50 though."
"Cod fish and chips is my favorite!! Best fish and chips in Eugene!!"