"Drink incredibly cheap beer. Hang out with MIT kids. Eat free wings on Wednesdays and play poker on Thursdays. Check out the signed photos of astronauts."
"Do the freedom trail. Feel hugely touristy. Make sure you have to time to stop for beer, hunt graves, and climb the Bunker Hill obelisk."
"Work your way down into the basement and explore the tunnels. Find the emergency science store. Play the spot Richard Stallman game. Live a happy vampiric sun-free life."
"Brave the queues. Order the sweet potato fries and a veggie burger."
"Go for free on Thursday. Chill with impoverished hipsters. Check out Shepard Fairey's iconic work. Tool around with the cool multimedia stuff."