"Sometimes the lunch is just horrible. otherwise, everything's great. The snorkel guides are really friendly."
"The cashier is rude. You can be a dumbfuck, it's okay, just don't be rude."
"You can take the Melayu out of the kampung, but you can't take the kampung out of the Melayu."
"The centralised air-conditioner is bone-chilling. Seriously."