"Slowest Burger King ever! Even when there is no line it takes forever to get your food. And the employees are generally rude as well."
"Idea: Let's all swarm the gate before boarding starts, knowing damn well you are the last group to board."
"Try the Hanger 24 Orange Wheat. If you don't like it you are a communist."
"It's McDonalds..... What do you really expect?"
"Screw the haters. Sit at the bar. Get a black and blue and wait for your flight."