"Get there early if you want any chance at getting bagels. They go quick"
"If you enjoy playing darts, come to Greg's for a group dart tournament -- only 5$ and usually have 15+ people show up every week."
"Do not upset the monster lurking about"
"There is a monster lurking around. His name starts with C and ends with S.. And don't piss him off or he'll suck your brains out"
"Also noticed they take cash and then handle the food."
"Noticed they don't wear any plastic gloves like other sandwich places do"