"Pro Tip: You can customize the firmness of the ramen noodles when you order. Also, get the karaage chicken for maximum satisfaction!"
"Funny how the menu says "Let it be unpretentious" and all the bartenders are snarky asshats. Go figure."
"While the stir-fry dishes will satisfy any desire for Chinese cuisine, you must order the Burmese plates! The curried pork has a three day prep with pickled mango and the pumpkin chicken is heavenly."
"They charge you for white rice... Don't come here?!"
"Don't ask employees for personal suggestions. They expect you to know what you like... Welcome to Seattle!"