"The best thing about London is the train track to Brighton"
"I coming after you Greeny."
"Nice place. Brad is a bit squeeky and Rach is lovely"
"Footie, tennis, cafe, great place for frisbee. Sometimes the bushes rustle. This park has it all (including crusties)."
"Excellent country pub with great food and lovely walled beer garden. Parking in village car park (just turn down cuckfield rd and take 1st right)."