"Damn parking elevator has been out for weeks. Tell your landlord to do better!"
"This starbucks plays their music SUPER loud. If you're coming to be productive, don't. It drowns out anything coming through my headphones!"
"Just skip it. If you want Italian, make it at home"
"I'm going to say best ice cream in Cali. Everything is top quality with the jingibre (ginger) winning the show."
"Not like the states. Bland!"