"De auto lust er wel pap van!"
"The Nespresso is really good here. But it's only for us. HA HA."
"There's free WiFi in this airport, though it doesn't look like it. Open your browser and accept the terms, then choose netmadeira, and voila :) Have a good flight!"
"Probeer ook eens de Euro '98, een delicatesse!"
"Pick something random from the 750+ kinds of beer they have and enjoy!"