"They can serve the chicken sandwich with a gluten free bun!"
"Have a 2 hour layover? You will miss your connection. Chicago TSA makes congress look efficient."
"I swear this wasn't here yesterday. Now people are saying it has been here since 1996, even though there are no others... The chameleon circuit my be broken but the perception filter certainly is."
"Brand new and terrible. Tiny, all open so there is no privacy, no business center. I hope this is not the future of United clubs."
"The only way to travel. Get Global Entry even if you only fly domestic so you can get through this lane."
"Never order to go. It confuses them..."