"Lots of fun, but food and drinks are very expensive and have long queues. Bring your own to save time and money!"
"Look out for the hidden paths down to the water."
"Lay down on the grass or the sand, stare up into the sky and let your thoughts wander. Aww yeah."
"Good eats, but be forewarned: the crispy bacon is not crispy."
"Tip: stop leaving such stupid tips for people. Seriously."