"If you're late to class dont walk through the front door come to the back"
"Don't try #51 it's bland"
"Diet not working out for you? It's because you're eating here!"
"Order a diet coke with your meal, it automatically makes your meal healthy..."
"After you're done eating hit up the salsa bar on your way out and try to take as much stuff as you can, seems to be a trend here..."
"New to the pharmacy? Then don't come to the drive thru, come inside so you don't hold up the line."