"Free bike rental when you stay here. Bikes are old and rickety but a great way to get to the beach or the small islands very nearby."
"OMG the biscuits and jam!"
"Popular, but definitely not a place for vegetarians."
"Mike us fantastic! No fun if you need auto body work, but come here if you do."
"Pro tip: The parking lot across the street (and over just a bit) is the place to park. You just need to tell them you're going to veggiefun and then show your receipt when you return to get your car."