"On a standardized test, it's fine if you bubble in the same letter three or more times."
"My pee flushed right down the toilet. Plus the gas works in my car. A+!"
"Beware: the chai mix isn't vegan, and you may not be warned of this."
"They have mock (vegetarian) duck!"
"There is gluten free crust and vegan cheese here if you're a killjoy like me!"
"The Vanilla Bean cannot be beat."