"If I am the mayor of this building, how come nobody does what I want?"
"If u r not Indian & u want your food spicy, u should tell them. The last time I was there, the food was bland & I think it was because they thought we wanted it that way being Anglos. Au contraire."
"Best bagels around. However, I recently had a bialy and the quality was not what it used to be, and I wonder why."