"Keep your eyes open. Met my husband here 8 years ago."
"Get some hand sanitizer."
"Moving in? Say I referred you and let's split the $200.00 referral reward! Email me: itcouldbepic@me.com"
"Berna and Emily in 2E are incredible RNs. Beware of Bonnie. She will talk to you like you're a child and be completely unhelpful."
"Welcome, but please don't smoke cigarettes here unless you want me to hunt you down. I don't want a re-run of the fire in my old building (14)."