"Close your eyes. Point to menu. Order what your finger lands on. Best food of ever. Just saying."
"Best view of the prettiest "city" in PA. Also not very "legal" to be here."
"Know anyone who always wanted to swim, or once did, but has some sort of disability? Come join us in the Rec Pool Saturdays @3pm for Adapted Swimming!"
"Is alex bitter that it's not "Ross AND Alex's Office" on foursquare?"
"Most awesomely gay apt of ever. :)"
"Visit. Because. Well, it's the Y... Do you really need any other reason?"