"Best spinach artichoke dip you'll ever taste! Love the relaxing atmosphere."
"Ever wonder what jumping in a giant clay-colored puddle of pudding would feel like? Well, this volcano mud bath is kind of exactly like that."
"Grab three or four 22 oz. draft beers here and you'll be good to fly anywhere. Great local lager called Blue Point on draft!"
"Prepare yourself for the future consciousness police and their mandatory mind and body scanners! #portauthority #tsa"