"Bring your own towel. They can't keep up during peak hours."
"There is a Hooters next door."
"Someone stole all the shower doors!"
"Well, there at least 50 tables here, my waitress appears cocaine free and the menu seems good. Go with the breakfast sampler."
"They sell beer at the front desk but only till 9PM."
"There is a porta potty but no water fountain."