"It was great, until someone threw up all over this random girl. Then it got better."
"Get Jimmy's Garbage with cheese on top, over easy eggs, and a side of biscuits and gravy. Use a tiny bit of gravy for the biscuits. Run the yolk over the garbage and pour the remaining gravy. #swagger"
"7 minutes to get greeted, 6 minutes for drinks, 19 minutes for food(which was so-so), 9 minutes for requested check...yeah, not coming back."
"The Breakfast Burrito is fantastic! A definite money's-worth!"