"Don't sit at low tables if you're wearing stockings! The chairs are wicker and will become part of you."
"If you're wearing heels, be careful to stick to the periphery of the main foyer. The large marble inset will send you flying."
"If you plan to come in the late afternoon, call ahead for an appointment, even if it's only an hour notice, it'll make a difference"
"Lots of cute random kitty cats"
"When there's 5 cars, the last one has lights-out for a more peaceful ride"