"The cosmopolitan was perfect!"
"Ben is by far the most beautiful dentist I have ever seen. He's also very attentive and patient!"
"Nothing. Nothing is good here. How the people of Huber Heights stand this mess is beyond me!"
"The empanadas are out of this world!"
"Bring a towel, if not you can rent one for $3. Be prepared to push yourself, experience emotions, and leave with a sense of accomplishment!"
"Drink the Planters Punch and be sure you have a clean carpet to sleep face down on!"