"One time I was banged to death for 5 minutes, then I got banged back to life. Thanks, Crystals!"
"Bears and wolves and silver foxes: everything you want in this gay ass place"
"The food here is always excellent, but it's the people that keep me coming back. :)"
"Apparently they don't bother to give out the #author or #celebrity awards. Way to go, Shorties."
"Brazenly walk in with snacks from outside. Damn the man."