"This is the greatest place ever invented."
"If you're not willing to drop $5 on ice cream, you're not human. This stuff rules."
"Beer is awesome - try the Patty's Chile Beer. Food is nothing to write home about."
"Steubie snacks. Holy crap. Be sure to have Ryan make your drinks. Oh, and meatloaf. MA! MEATLOAF!"
"The Braised Beef Burger is the best burger I've ever consumed. You are doing yourself a disservice by not ordering it."