"I happen to know some awesome people that work at the deli!"
"Might as well check in while you pump dat gas. Nice prices too."
"You are sure to find something odd here"
"Very friendly service and amazing BBQ! I can seriously recommend anything on the menu!"
"Don't come here, it will suck away your soul."
"Got my spring rolls (which were disappointing) before I got my water. Hmmm."