"Very slow! Waited in line 15 minutes and there were only 3 people in front of me. I hope they were just having an off night."
"Order the coccoli! You won't regret it."
"Honestly, if I could eat only one dessert for the rest of my life, it'd be the Deep Fried Jam Butty. Save room!"
"Swirl cone dipped in dark chocolate and peanuts!"