"The beer is ice cold and the party barn rocks."
"The burger was great but the beer was warm. Eat here and drink somewhere else."
"Worst wi-fi system I've ever seen for such a nice hotel."
"The Magical Mystery Tour pizza is pure awesomeness. The cook fell asleep today and left the Jalapeños off. Bad cook! Bad cook!"
"Terminal 3 is horrible. Worst airport bar I've seen. The only thing cheery about the bartender was his shirt."
"Not sure who the Eagles fan is that's controlling the TV's. You should turn on the Cowboys game or move. They have a great airport up there. :)"