"PLEASE USE THE ONLINE COUPONS ON YOUR SMART PHONE IT WORKS WONDERS!"
"PlayStation 3 got the Yellow Light Of Death? The can fix that in under two hours here! Waaaay cheaper/faster than sending it out to Sony :)"
"Take advantage of the continental breakfast on the 4th floor"
"Watch out for the kids crossing the street"
"Sometimes the cops hide out by the old 7-11 parkinglot after the blue house"
"Nothing can beat a slurpee"